We Need To Talk About Kevin
我们需要谈谈凯文 （三区台版官方字幕）
我准备要去派对
最好带我女儿去
When you go to the ball ...
你想去参加舞会就得要会跳舞
you have to learn how to dance like a princess, right?
1, 2, 3 ... 1, 2, 3 ...
一二三…
- 1, 2, 3 ... - Yeah!
What are you gonna wear today?
你今天想怎么打扮？
- I'm gonna wear ... - You're gonna wear ...
我想… - 你想…
我想… - 头上戴个水桶？
- I'm gonna wear ... - A bucket on your head.
不要！ - 一二三…
- No! - 1, 2, 3 ... No?
不要？
- And a barrel round your bottom. - No!
身上穿个大木桶 - 不要
- And cloth bags for shoes? - Nooo!
脚上穿清洁刷 - 不要
1, 2, 3 ... 1, 2, 3 ...
一二三…
1, 2, 3 ... 1, 2, 3 ...
一二三…
Good morning.
早安
Hey buddy!
你好，老兄
Want something to eat?
吃东西了吗？
No. I'm not hungry.
我不饿
早安，工头，早安，阳光
你新的路线需要新的骡子车夫吗
我想要工作
我永不疲倦
我想要工作
我永不疲倦
我可以把名字缩写刻在骡屁股上
嘿，送茶水的小男孩
把水桶拿过来
嘿，送茶水的小男孩
把水桶拿过来
（大众旅行社）
如果你不喜欢你的工作
那就把水桶放下来…
Yeah, that's fine.
好的
Yeah.
Franklin?
法兰克林？
Hey. It's me. I just wanted to leave a message.
是我，我想留个言给你
Do you think we could make some time to talk later
我们可以谈谈吗？小孩别在场
just the two of us without kids?
I really wanna work this thing out.
我想解决这件事
Okay? I miss you.
想念你
Eva Khatchadourian!
伊娃凯区朵利恩
It's a lot.
经验丰富
Look, Eva.
伊娃
我不在乎你是谁、做过什么
I don't really care who you are
or what you've done as long as you can type and you can file.
你只要会打字、会归档就行
You can have this job.
Oh, that's wonderful. Thank you.
那真是太好了
谢谢
I wont let you down. I promise you. Thank you.
我不会让你失望的，谢谢
- Thank you so much. - Sure.
十分感谢 - 不客气
See you Monday.
星期一见
Great. Thank you.
太好了，谢谢
Looks like someone is having a nice day?
看来有人今天很愉快
Enjoying yourself?
心情很好哦？
I'm sorry?
抱歉？
I hope you rot in hell, you fucking bitch!
我希望你下地狱，贱人
Jesus. What the hell was that? Are you ok?
天啊，怎么回事？ - 没什么…
No, no, no, it's nothing. Its really... its nothing.
我报警 - 不，是我的错
- Let me call an ambulance. - No, no, it was my fault.
她打你啊 - 不…我没事
- But she just ... - No, no, I'm fine.
Eva, when are you coming home?
伊娃，你何时回家？
I missed you.
我想你
我爱你
I love you.
Promise me you'll never go away again.
保证你不会再离开
I will never, never, never go away again.
我绝不会…
Promise me. Promise me
you'll never go away again.
Is it safe?
No, it's not safe.
安全期？ - 不是
Sure?
Are you sure about this?
你确定？
This really happened?
这是真的？
I can see, I can feel it ...
我摸到了…
We did it.
我们成功了
I'm gonna need these processed today, Eva.
这今天都要完成，伊娃
Uh, but today my afternoon off.
但今天我下午休假
You remember? I told you.
记得我告诉过你？
Ah shit, that's right.
妈的，对
那就尽快吧 - 好
- Look, give these to Massughi. - Sure.
火腿和蛋
猪肉和豆子
我想多吃一点
但厨子很小气
救命啊…！
我要赶快…
我要赶着上路
要我早知道我的工头是瞎子
我就不会九点准时来上工
我要赶快…
我要赶着上路
猪肉和豆子…
- Hi Eva. - Hey, Al.
伊娃 - 艾尔
No, let go of me! Let go of me, man!
不，放开我…
- Get off me! - Keep walking.
继续走 - 女士，救命啊…
Hey lady. Lady. Lady. Please help me! I didn't do nothing, man!
Get off of me!
放开我
Eva, you can stop holding back.
伊娃
别反抗
Stop holding back, Eva.
Eva!
伊娃
Rise and shine.
It's late, Eva.
很晚了，伊娃
The day is almost over.
天都快黑了
- Hiii! - Don't pick him up. Please don't pick him up.
别抱他…
I just put him down, Franklin.
我才刚哄睡他，法兰克林
Hi.
你好啊
There he is. You wanna play?
你想玩吗…？
You wanna play?
It's alright.
他很乖啊
Just rock him a little bit. He's alright.
你得摇摇他，他很乖
Do you think I'm exaggerating?
你觉得我夸大其词？
You just have to rock him a little bit.
你只要摇摇他就好了
You just have to rock him a little bit.
摇摇他就好了
我的小兄弟
There's my little dude!
Jesus! All 12?
12个全破了？
- I'll take them as they are. - But they are totally broken ...
我照买 - 但蛋全破了
我买就对了
I will take them as they are!
You're gonna be a good looking boy.
你真是帅
All the girls are gonna love you.
女生会爱死你的
I know it. Don't wake up. Don't wake up.
别醒来…
Can you say "mommy"?
你会说妈咪吗？
"mom-my", "mommy", Kevin?
妈…咪…
凯文
Can you say "ball"? "ball"? "ba-", "ba-", "ba-".
你会说球吗？
"Ball"?
No? Okay.
好吧
I'm gonna throw it to you, and you're gonna roll it back to me, okay?
我推给你，你再推给我，好吗？
Okay.
Roll it back to mommy.
推给妈咪
Roll it back. Roll. Roll it back.
推给我…
Okay, okay.
好…
Roll it back, okay? Roll it back.
推回来…
Roll it back. Roll it back.
When he was a baby, he never stopped screaming.
他婴儿时哭个不停
也许会伤到他的听觉
I thought maybe it had damaged his hearing.
他的听力没问题
No, his hearing is fine.
But shouldn't he be talking by now?
但他现在不是该会讲话了？
我在书上看到
I read somewhere that non-verbalizing was the...
不讲话是自闭症的早期征兆
an early sign of autism.
He has none of the tell-tale rocking signs.
看不出来有什么征兆
I wouldn't worry about it too much.
应该不用太过担心
他是懒散的小朋友，对吧？
He's a fluffy little boy, isn't he?
But there is nothing wrong with him.
他没有什么问题
Thank you.
谢谢
Okay.
好，推回来给妈咪
Roll it back to mom.
太好了…
Okay. Gonna roll it back again.
好，再推回来一次
那样真是好，凯文
That was really good, Kevin.
Okay. Here we go. Okay?
好，来吧
Okay?
"E" is for elephant, large as a house,
E是大象，像房子一样大
he's big as can be, not small as a mouse.
不是像小老鼠
Can you say "Elephant, Kevin? "Elephant"?
你会说大象吗，凯文？
大象
"Elephant".
Kevin!
凯文…
Kevin? Can you say "mommy" for me?
你可以说妈咪吗？
No!
不要
- "mommy"? - No!
妈咪？
不要
说妈咪 - 不要
- Just say "mommy". - No.
每天越来越靠近
比云霄飞车还快
你的爱一定会朝我这方向过来
每天越来越靠近
每个人都说去问她
你的爱一定会朝我这方向过来
每天越来越长
爱情越来越强
你可曾想过把爱情转向我？
每天越来越靠近
比云霄飞车还快
你的爱一定会朝我这方向过来
每天越来越长
爱情越来越强
你可曾想过把爱情转向我？
每天越来越靠近
比云霄飞车还快
你的爱一定会朝我这方向过来
Trick or treat?
不给糖就捣蛋
Trick or treat? Hey lady. We know you're in there.
女士，我们知道你在家
我们要糖 - 妈的
女士，我们要糖
我们要糖…
I don't like that!
我不喜欢…
I don't like that!
Mommy was happy before little Kevin came along. Do you know that?
小凯文来以前妈咪是快乐的
And now mommy wakes up every morning...
现在妈咪每天早上起床
and wishes she was in France!
都希望她是在法国
不给糖就捣蛋
糖果…
电梯不安全
That elevator is a death trap.
He needs a yard, somewhere he can toss a ball,
他需要院子，他才能玩球
fill a pool.
But I love New York.
但我喜欢纽约
Come on!
你很像在讲广告词
You sound like a bumper sticker.
It's a matter of priorities, Eva.
事情有轻重缓急，伊娃
他只有一个童年
He's only gonna be a kid once.
You can house hunt all you want.
随便你，我就是不要搬离城市
I'm telling you, I'm not leaving the city.
Kevin, stop that. That's enough.
凯文，够了
Let mommy and daddy talk.
妈咪和爹地在讲话
Kevin, quit that!
凯文，闭嘴！
这里是家庭娱乐室
You have your family room here.
Master bedroom is back there and two huge walking closets.
主卧房在后面，有大衣柜
浴室很漂亮
The bathroom is amazing.
Here we are guys.
到了，我们的自家城堡
Our very own castle.
I'm gonna go and grab some lunch. Does anybody want anything?
我去吃午餐
有人需要什么吗？
Hey! Hey! Wait up! Ms. K!
等等，凯太太
Hey. It's me.
是我
史瓦托
Soweto.
Hi there.
你好
I just wanted to see how you were.
我只是想看看你好不好
I'm fine. Thanks.
我很好，谢谢
You look well.
你气色不错 - 是啊
Yeah. The doctors are saying there's a chance I might walk again.
医生说我有机会可以再行走
That's great.
太好了
You take care, ms. K.
你保重，凯太太
You too.
你也是
Come on, come on!
来啊…
Die! Die!
死吧…
No! No! No!
不…
- Die! - How do you jump?
你怎么跳？
Die!
死吧
Go! Go! Go! Go!
加油…
Die!
死吧！
Hey Kev? Are you out there?
你…这里
Kevin?
Kevin, you hear that? Dad goes pee pee.
You can do that too.
再点这链接就能打开
So you want a connector right there.
You see? And click on that link and it should open right up.
And If it doesn't ... we'll try it again.
如果没有…再来一次
- So you left click. Wanna give it a try? - Yes.
按左键，你试试？ - 好
- No, no. - I'm sorry.
不…
- Right click, right there. - Yeah.
要按右键…
有了 - 好
See that? It comes up.
打开了
Right. Yeah, thanks. I think I got it.
太好了
谢谢，我会了
Thank you for your help.
谢谢帮忙
I pooped.
我便便了
Hey buddy. What?
老兄，什么？
你便便？
You pooped?
Oh okay. Here let me help you.
好，我来帮你
等等
Okay.
Go to your room. I'll be right there.
你回房间，我马上来
Let's not wake up mommy.
别吵醒妈咪了
Go on! Go on, buddy.
去吧，老兄
These scribled squares of paper. They are dumb.
这些方形的纸丑死了
Everybody needs a room of their own.
大家都需要有自己的房间
你有你的房间，这是妈的房间
You have your room. This is the mother's room.
I can help you make your room special, if you'd like.
我能帮你的房间弄得很特别
What do you mean, "Special"?
特别是什么意思？
Well, so it looks like your personality.
看起来有个人风格
What personality?
什么个人风格？
I think you know what I mean.
我想你懂我的意思
They're dumb.
那真丑
不…那很好
No, no, no. I mean it's good.
You don't need me to do that?
不需要我那样做？
And... and the guy...
那导游…
Okay.
好的
Well, I mean if you handle the lot ...
如果你还没拿到手的话…
I could.
我可以？真的？
Really?
那就太好了
Well. That all sounds great.
Okay, John.
好的，约翰
Okay. I'll talk to you later. Goodbye.
好，我们再聊，再见
Kevin?
凯文？
Kevin?
凯文？
What else do you have to say?
Go wash your face!
He said, he's really sorry.
他说他真的很对不起
And that he was only trying to help make it special.
他只是想布置特别一点
Do you remember how you got that?
你记得疤怎么来的？
It's the most honest thing you ever did.
那是你做过最诚实的事
你知道怎么训练猫上厕所吗？
Do you know how they potty train cats?
他们将猫粪涂在猫鼻子上
They stick their noses in their own shit.
They don't like it.
他们不喜欢
So they use the box.
所以就会去用猫砂盆
Okay. Let's work on our counting.
我们来练习数数
- What comes after 3? - 9.
3之后是什么？ - 9
7之后是什么？ - 71
- What comes after 7? - 71.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10,
1，2，3，4，5，6，7，8，9，10
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
11，12，13，14，15，16，17，18，19，20
21，22，23，24，25，26，27，28，29，30
21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30,
31，32，33，34，35，36，37，38，39，40
31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40,
41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50.
41，42，43，44，45，46，47，48，49，50
Now, can we quit?
可以结束了吗？
There.
你那么聪明的话一定会加法
You can add that together if you think you're so smart.
You did not ...
你不会吧
You did not ...
Are you enjoying yourself?
你高兴了吗？
I can see the doctor by myself.
我可以自己去看医生
I have to tell you something, Eva.
我跟你说，伊娃
It's a brave boy you've got there.
你儿子很勇敢
- Thank you. - That's fine.
谢谢 - 不客气
What mamma did was very, very wrong.
妈妈做的事情很不对
And she's so, so sorry.
她非常对不起
Kev? Kev, hold on a sec!
凯文，等等
凯文…
Kev?
Kevin?
Hey Kev. What happened?
凯文，怎么了？
I broke my arm.
我手骨折了
How did you brake your arm?
你手怎么骨折的？
我便在裤子里，妈去拿纸巾
I had poopy pants.
Mommy went to get wipes.
I fell off the changing table onto my dump trucks.
我从尿布台上跌下来
Mom took me to doctor Goldbutt.
妈带我去看葛巴医生
It's all my fault.
都是我的错
No, don't be silly.
不，不是…
You can't watch him every second of the day.
你总不能每秒都看着他
法兰克林…
Franklin ...
Unbelievable.
真不可思议
How did you get him to do that?
你怎么让他办到的？
Well, whatever it was it worked.
真是神奇
Not yet.
等等
Okay.
好了
I love you, kiddo.
我爱你，小朋友
I don't like that. Turn it off.
我不喜欢听，关掉
Honey. Do you mind if we stop over at the store?
我们可以去一下商店吗？
I wanna go home.
我想回家
It's just that I need to pick up...
我要买点…
那就回家
Home it is.
Hi guys!
我回来了
Hi Dad. How was work? Did you take any cool pictures?
爸，上班如何？
拍了好照片吗？
Eva, he is just a boy.
伊娃，他只是个小男孩
He's a sweet little boy.
他是窝心的小男孩
That's what boys do.
男孩都那样的
Mom is fat!
妈咪胖了
When did you ... When were you gonna tell me?
你打算何时才告诉我？
Soon. Now.
很快，现在
How am I part of the decision now?
我现在能做什么决定？
What am I supposed to say now?
我现在能说什么？
So, the daddy bear plants his seed in the mommy bear
爹地熊将种子种在妈咪熊身上
and it grows into an egg.
然后就会长出蛋
Is this about fucking?
你是在说打炮吗？
Do you know what that means?
你知道那什么意思？
The boy puts his pee pee in the girl's doo doo.
男生将弟弟放进女生的妹妹里
Well ...
你不希望有个人能陪你玩吗？
Haven't you ever wished you had somebody around to play with?
No.
不希望
You might like it.
你可能会喜欢
What if I don't like it?
要是不喜欢呢？
Then you get used to it.
你会习惯的
Just because you're used to something ...
习惯不代表喜欢
doesn't mean you like it.
You're used to me.
你就习惯我了
Yes, well ...
是啊
In a few months we're all gonna get used to somebody new.
几个月后我们都会习惯有新成员
Beautiful.
真漂亮
凯文，来看看你妹妹
Hey Kev. Come on and meet your little sister.
This is your brother. It's Kevin.
那是凯文
It's your big brother.
他是你哥哥
Yes, that's right.
是的…
It's Kevin. Yes, yes ...
那是凯文…
Kevin! Don't do that.
凯文，别那样…
No, Kevin. That's not nice.
那样不好
No problem dear.
来，我们去吃点心
We're getting snacks, okay? Come on.
Christ! To Ecuador? For 2 months? Why can't they send someone else?
天啊，厄瓜多尔？
两个月？你怎么不派别人去？
I really wanna work this deal.
我想把这件事处理一下
Then he makes up his own little language, and that is annoying.
First he cries too much, then he's too quiet.
一开始是他太爱哭
然后又太安静
然后他讲自己的话又很烦人
He has trouble communicating. A lot of kids do.
然后他又学不会上厕所
And you see this as some kind of personal vendetta?
你把这看成个人恩怨
那对他不好
It's not good for him.
Franklin, pick up the god damn phone!
法兰克林，你接电话好吗…？
Pick up the god damn phone.
... 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 ...
13，14，15，16，17，18，19，20…
... 20, 21, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27 ...
我们准备要去派对，啦…
拜托，让我喝水
Please. Please. Let me have a drink. Please
我求你，拜托
Kevin?
凯文
Kevin!
凯文
Honey?
宝贝
Are you ok?
你还好吗？
I'm sorry mom.
对不起，妈
Not to worry, sweetheart.
没关系，你不是故意的
You couldn't help it.
"By my soul," cried Gilbert.
再见，我的灵魂，吉尔伯特说
"Aren't thou the devil in blue to shoot in that way?"
你就是对他射箭的蓝色恶魔？
"Nay," posed Robin, laughing. "Not quite so ill as that I trust."
不是，罗宾笑着说
我相信没有那么变态
"Then he took up another shaft ..." Are you okay, honey?
他拿出另一支箭…
你还好吗，宝贝？
Then he took up another shaft, and fitted it to the string.
他拿出另一支箭上弦
Again he shot.
他再次射出箭
Again, he smoathed the arrow close beside the center.
再次重重地命中红心
The third time, he losed his bowstring
第三次他放开弓弦
and dropped the arrow just betwix the other two,
将箭送向红心内的前两箭之间
and into the very center,
so that the feathers of all three were ruffled together
于是三支箭并立
seeming from a distance to be one big shaft.
远远看就像一支巨大的箭
And now a low murmur ran all along the great crowd.
现在人群都在轻声议论纷纷
Hey champ. How are you doing?
老兄，你好吗？
Feeling better?
好多了吗？
Go away. I'm tired.
你走开，我累了
Oh. Okay.
哦，好
Sure thing, buddy. You just get some rest, okay?
当然好，你好好休息
Don't stop reading, mom.
妈，继续念
280 score shafts were shot in all
总共射了280支箭
and so deftly were they sped, that when the shooting was done
每支箭都公整分布
射完后箭靶就像只大刺猬
each target looked like the back of a hedgehog ...
when a farm dog snuffed at it.
我永远忘不了那天
我亲爱的母亲说︰
你要离开了，我的儿子
你永远是你母亲的喜悦
Good afternoon, ma'am.
午安，女士
I hope this isn't an inconvenient time.
希望没有打扰你
Well, it is actually.
的确有打扰我
Well, we just have a couple of quick questions for you.
我们只要问几个问题就走
What is it about?
什么事？
Do you know where you are spending the afterlife?
你知道你死后会去哪吗？
Oh, yeah. I do as a matter of fact.
哦，是啊，那件事我知道
I'm going straight to hell.
我会直接下地狱
Eternal damnation.
永远不得超生
Thank you for asking. Okay?
谢谢你们问
Hey honey. Let me help you with that.
宝贝，让我帮你
I can dress myself. Can you leave?
我会自己穿，你出去好吗？
Sure.
好
I'm glad you're feeling better.
很高兴你好多了
Do you want some more of that chowder for lunch?
你中午想吃海鲜汤吗？
Whatever.
随便
- Or grilled cheese sandwich? - I don't give a rat's ass.
还是烤奶酪三明治？
我才不鸟
Thanks Dad, this is so cool.
谢了，爸，这太酷了
You're welcome, buddy.
不客气
Right. Here we go. In the middle.
差一点，来
Ooooh. Almost. Here.
Take that one. Try again.
再来一次
Use your finger ...
瞄准中心
Keep your eyes in the middle.
我永远忘不了那天
我亲爱的母亲说︰
你要离开了，我的儿子
你永远是你母亲的喜悦
你离开这个世界去流浪
你也许不能回家
但记得天上的耶稣
祂将看顾着你
这世界充满罪恶和不幸
到处都是悲伤
但记得耶稣…
Good shot, Kev.
漂亮，凯文
You're a natural.
你是天生好手
Perfect.
厉害 - 谢了，爸
Thanks Dad.
祂会解除你的重担
祂会引导你走向光明
Right.
好
It's like this.
就像这样
You wake up.
你起床就看电视
Then you watch TV.
You get in the car, then you listen to the radio.
上车就听收音机
Then you go to you little job or your little school
你去上班或上学
but we're not gonna hear about that on the 6pm news.
但那不会上六点的新闻
Why?
为什么？
Because nothing is really happening.
因为没发生什么事
Then you go home and watch some more TV.
你回家又继续看电视
Or maybe it's a fun night, and you go out
也许你晚上出门去看电影
and you watch a movie.
I mean it's got so bad, that half the time
一半的时间人们都在电视机前
the people on TV,
inside the TV, they're watching TV.
他们在看电视
And what are all these people watching?
那些人都在看什么？
People like me.
像我这样的人
And what are all you doing right now?
你们现在在做什么？
You're watching me.
不就是在看我？
Don't you think you would have changed the channel by now
要是数学考满分他们早转台了
if all I did was getting "A" in geometry?
Me and Kevin were plaiying "Christmas kidnapping".
我和凯文在玩圣诞绑架
Kevin!
凯文
Kevin, you're my friend! You're my friend.
凯文，你是我的朋友…
Beat it, Celia. Get me a soda.
好了，西琳，拿罐汽水给我
Not that, you retard.
不是那罐，你这白痴
Get me a Root Beer.
我要麦根汽水 - 嘿！
What ?
干嘛？
Thank you, Celia. I was thirsty.
谢谢，西琳，我好渴
Hey, you wanne know a secret?
你想听秘密吗？靠过来
Come closer.
Do you know who else is thirsty? You don't?
你知道还有谁也渴了吗？
你不知道？
妈咪！
It's the vacuum monster.
吸尘器怪兽！
Cut it out!
够了
- Hey troops! - Daddy!
各位！ - 爹地！
呵呵呵，看我买了什么
Ho, ho, ho. See what I got! Kev, come here. Give me a hand.
凯文，来帮忙 - 好，爸
Yeah, sure dad.
- You wanna dance? - No thanks, Harland.
想跳舞吗？
不了，科林
- Come on. Just one. - I don't dance, really.
来嘛，跳一首就好
我不跳舞，真的
Where do you get off, you stuck up bitch?
你在跩什么？贱人
Do you think anyone else is gonna want you now?
你想现在有谁会要你？
Come on. Stay for another drink.
伊娃，再喝一杯嘛
伊娃，好啦…
Come on. Come on.
和我跳舞
你高兴吗？ - 嗯
- Are you excited? - Yeah.
Can we leave a carrot for the reindeer!
可以留个红萝卜给驯鹿吗？
- Should we? - Yeah.
好…
Kevin!
凯文！
（伊娃凯区朵利恩
传奇冒险签书会）
Didn't I see you at the bookstore today?
我今天有在书店看到你吗？
No.
没有
Oh, I could have sworn.
怪了，我明明…
By the way, are you doing anything on Friday?
对了，你星期五有空吗？
Why?
干嘛？
I just thought we might do something together.
想说也许我们可以一起做些事
For fun.
Like, do what?
像什么事？
Maybe take you for dinner.
也许出去吃晚餐
Or play around with miniature golf?
打个小高尔夫球
Okay.
好
Why didn't you bring a coat?
你怎么不穿外套？
You just can't get uncomfortable enough, can you?
你就喜欢不自在对吧？
Uncomfortable? With my own mother?
和我母亲一起怎么会不自在？
Whenever I see fat people, they are always eating.
每次看到胖的人都在吃东西
Dont' give me any of this "slower metabolism thyroid gland" crap.
我才不信胖是体质的关系
It's food.
他们会胖是因为吃错了食物
They are fat because they eat the wrong food.
Too much of it, and all the time.
且吃太多了
You know, you can be kind of harsh sometimes.
你有时候真是很难相处
You're one to talk.
你也能说别人啊？
Yeah, I am.
是啊
不然我是遗传谁的？
I wonder where I got it.
Well, you won.
好，你赢了
So. What next, momsy?
下一站要做什么，妈咪？
We're gonna go home. You're gonna get changed into something reasonable.
我们回家，你换正式点的衣服
然后我们去吃晚餐
And I take you to dinner.
Great.
很好
We're going to dinner.
我们要去吃晚餐
I was hungry.
我饿了
I'm a growing boy, you know.
我在发育
I'll have a calorie salad,
我要小卷色拉
steak, medium rare, and a bottle of Merlot.
牛排，五分熟
一瓶梅洛
Very well.
好的，马上来
So, how is school going?
学校情形如何？
It's going.
就那样
on a course schedule.
你要课程表吗？
教师如何？有没有特别的…？
How about the teachers? Are there any of them ...
接下来要问我听什么乐团？
Right, right, what bands am I listening to these days?
Next you can read all about if there isn't some cute little cunt
然后再问问我有没有喜欢的妞
in the front row who's got me itchy.
Then you can segway into the whole, it's all up to me of course
之后你就会说什么性安全的老套
but before balling the chick in the hallway I might decide to way until I'm ready.
我现在还不适合
Right around dessert, you can ask about drugs
在吃甜点时你会问迷幻药的事
Real careful, like
你想吓吓我那有多可怕
cause you don't want to scare me into, like, lying my head off.
所以你就会说看过什么事
So you have to say, like, how you experimented.
最后等你喝完那一瓶红酒
Then finally once you've sucked up that entire bottle of wine,
you can go all gooey eyed
你就会眼带泪水
说这样亲子相聚有多美好
and say how nice it is to spend quality time together,
then scooch over and put your arm around my shoulder.
你会坐过来用手搭在我肩上
然后捏一捏
Give it a little squeeze.
有个世界我能倾诉我的秘密
我的房间
在这世界我锁上所有担忧和恐惧
在我房间…
（我爱你）
作我的梦，躺着祷告
哭泣叹息，嘲笑昨天…
（你输了）
Fuck!
干
你的计算机挂掉了，是吗？
- Your computer is fucked, isn't it? - Yeah. It's fucked.
是的，所有工作也挂掉了
And so are all the ones at work. I guess I deserved it.
算我活该
- Why would you let out something like that? - I collect them.
你怎么会有这样的东西？
我收集的
Isn't that a weird thing to collect?
收集那东西不是很怪吗？
I don't like stamps.
我不爱邮票
有什么意义
But what is the point?
There is no point.
没有意义，那就是意义
That's the point.
No, it really hasn't been any trouble at all. Everybody is bringing a dish.
不，一点都不麻烦
大家都带一道菜
Oh. That's him now. I got to go. You have a great day.
哦，他们来了，我要挂了
祝你顺心
Bye, mom.
再见，妈
Merry Christmas.
圣诞快乐
Alright, Kev. You're next.
凯文，下一个换你
你猜得出来是什么吗？
Can you guess what it is?
That's a series 7. The guy in the store said it was the best one.
这是七系列的
店员说这是最好的
- Gee, dad. Thank you so much. - Merry Christmas.
天啊，爸
太感谢了
圣诞快乐 - 太好了
What did you have for breakfast?
你早餐什么？
Had a good day, Snuffles?
你好吗，小毛？
好！
Did you hear that thump?
你听见那声音吗？
That's a powerful thing, man.
那很强
西琳
Celia!
Come on, honey. Time for bed Here we go.
宝贝，该上床了，来
I thought I closed the door.
我以为我关上门了
Kevin said I was stupid, and he was right.
凯文说我笨，一点都没错
You're not stupid, honey.
你不笨，宝贝
Don't you worry. We'll find him. Now you scoop down. Come on.
别担心，我们会找到他的
你先躺好…
好，舒服吗？
Cozy?
小毛
伊娃，算了啦
I'm sure Snuffles has gone to the big pet store in the sky.
小毛上天堂去了
别那样说
- Don't say that! Don't say that! - Yes. It's the truth!
那是真的
Dearly beloved,
亲爱的，我们在此哀悼小毛先生
We are gathered here to mourn mr. Snuffles ...
Stop it!
够了…
Who will ... tragically early ...
他遇害了…
So daddy and mommy were looking for him the whole night.
爹地和妈咪找了一整晚
And you know why we couldn't find him?
你知道为什么找不到他吗？
Because Snuffles has gone to live in the garden.
因为小毛搬去花园里住了
He's living in the garden now,
他现在和许多朋友住在花园里
with a whole bunch of new animal friends.
Celia.
西琳
Okay, give me the spoon.
好，汤匙给我
他们今晚有个大派对
So, they're having a big party tonight...
with the chipmunks, and the squarrels, and the racoons ...
有花栗鼠、松鼠、浣熊
and they're eating nuts, and berries,
他们吃坚果和草莓…
and they're gonna have a whole bunch ...
他们有一整串的…
Why did you leave the drain stuff out?
你怎么把水管清洁剂放外面
I didn't.
我没有，我收起来了
- I put it way. - Then how did it get out?
那为什么会在外面？
是凯文拿出来的
Ask Kevin.
Kevin did it.
You need to go talk to someone.
你得去看心理医生
凯文，妈有事要跟你讲
Uhm Kev. Mom has something else she wanted to tell you.
I wanted to ...
我想…
thank you for calling the ambulance.
谢谢你打电话叫救护车
And?
还有…
And ...
还有…
I was concerned that you might be feeling responsible.
我担心你可能会觉得内疚
Why is that?
为什么？
Because you was supposed to be looking after her.
因为你应该要照顾她
我们不想要你自责
We just don't want you to blame yourself.
No. I don't ... I never said I did.
不，不会，我没说我自责
She's gonna need a glass eye, Kevin.
她需要戴义眼，凯文
So, we would appreciate you looking after her,
我们希望你能照顾她
and any namecalling ...
别骂她…
You don't really remember being a kid much do you, dad?
你忘了小朋友的世界了，爸？
Celia is just gonna have to suck it up.
西琳会习惯的
I thought you didn't like those.
我以为你不喜欢
Well, they're a ... Now what do you call it ...
这是…那什么鬼
an acquired taste.
习惯了才会喜欢
对不起，宝贝，很对不起
I'm so sorry.
There you go.
很好
Okay.
好
Thank you, mommy.
谢谢妈咪
- Hey kiddo. You're going to practice? - Yeah, you know it.
小朋友，要去练习
是啊
- Hey Celia, you wanna come collect arrows? - No!
西琳，你要来捡箭吗？
不行！
So ... What do you want to do?
你打算怎么做？
Let's wait for the school year to end,
我们维持到学年结束
and make arrangements for this summer.
夏天时做个安排
At least the custody is a no-brainer.
监护权归谁很明显了
Is it?
是吗？
You've decided?
你决定了
Eva, there's nothing left to decide.
伊娃，没什么需要决定的
It already happened.
事情已经是这样
- I needed a drink of water. - Hi, Kev.
我起来喝水
凯文
Listen, buddy,
老兄
it's easy to misunderstand something if you hear it out of context.
你没听到内容可能会有误会
Why would I not know the "context"?
我怎么会不知道内容？
I am the context.
我就是内容
我们上诉，争取免罚锾
- You have to appeal to reject punitive damage. - No.
不
You'll lose everything. The business, your house.
你会一无所有，事业、房子
I hate the house. I always have.
我一直都讨厌那房子
You'll rot in hell!
下地狱吧！
A personal for Kevin Khatcha ... dourian?
凯文凯区朵利恩的包裹
- Careful, it's heavy. - It is?
小心，很重 - 是吗？
- Have a nice day. - You too.
祝你顺心 - 你也是
What are these for? You never ride your bike.
那要干嘛？你从来不骑脚踏车
I got these for a song of the web.
这网络上买很便宜
You make a bundle on them at school.
我拿去学校卖可以赚一票
Like Donald Trump, huh.
很有生意头脑
跟我走…
我带你回我船上
I'll take you back to my ship.
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.
一二三…
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.
一二三…
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.
Ready for the big dip?
准备下腰了？
1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.
I'm charmed to meet you, young lady
- Yeah. - Did you eat all your cereal?
- Yes. - Did you eat all your cereal?
Alright.
You're a little clammy. Are you okay?
你没什么精神，还好吗？
Never better.
好得很
你再三天就16岁了
Hey. Only three days to go till you're 16.
We should do something. How about Sunday?
应庆祝一下，星期天吧？
I don't know.
不知道
I might be tied up.
也许没空
Come clean up some of this mess and then we're gonna get dressed and go.
清一清，穿好衣服出门了
I do not want to go to school.
我不想上学 - 我知道
I know, but daddy have to take a shower and then we'll go.
爸去冲个澡就走了，说再见
Say goodbye!
法兰克林
Do you think we could make some time later to talk. Just the two of us,
我们可以谈谈吗？小孩别在场
without the kids?
I really wanna work this thing out.
我想解决这件事
Doesn't Kevin go to Gladstone High?
凯文念金石高中吗？
Franklin ...
法兰克林，快接电话！
Pick up the god damn phone! Franklin ...
法兰克林
我是母亲，我儿子在这里
I have my son in here.
凯文…
Kevin?
Kevin!
你有看到凯文吗？
Kevin!
凯文…
Kevin!
凯文…
Lauren!
Franklin?
法兰克林
Celia?
西琳
Franklin?
法兰克林
Celia?
西琳
有天我缓缓经过一家孤儿院
我停了一会儿看小朋友玩
有个男生孤自站着
我问他为什么
他双眼失明地转向我
他开始哭泣
我是没人要的孩子
就像长在野外的花朵
我没有妈咪的亲吻
我没有爹地的微笑
没人要我
我是没人要的…
You don't look happy.
你看起来不快乐
Have I ever?
我快乐过吗？
I'm almost 18, aren't I?
我快18岁了，是吧？
What is it? Going to the big school making you nervous??
怎么了？
要进入成人的世界让你紧张？
Nervous?
紧张？
Do you know anything about those places?
你对那地方了解吗？
你能过得很好的
Well. You managed it all so well.
A child of a minor. Out of your head on prozac.
把自己当成未成年
吃百忧解过日子
You'll be out of here in a couple of years.
你几年后就能出去了
Do you know what day it is today?
你知道今天是什么日子？
Why the let me come see you on a monday?
为什么他们星期一让我来看你？
Sure. It's my anniversary.
当然
这是我的周年日
Two years.
两年了
Plenty of time to think about it.
有足够的时间想这件事
I want you to tell me why.
我要你告诉我为什么
I used to think I knew.
我以前以为我知道
Now I'm not so sure.
现在我不确定了
Time is up.
时间到了
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现在我想起我亲爱的母亲
她如何经常鼓励我
我的心迷路了
她说︰儿子，接受它吧